Valerie Lewis

It Stop Snowing

Valerie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:08:32 +0000

Hello.

Some asked where I was.

Some asked why I don’t post.

I am here. There. And Everywhere.

I have not much to say but I don’t want you to worry.

I love long silence.

When we are in the car and you are driving.

When we are at the restaurant and we hear only the sound of the dishes cling and the murmur of people.

When we are in bed, after loving each other, just hearing your heart beat.

Let me say nothing here. Keep my little secrets to myself.

End of Line

Liquid Whispers

Valerie — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:07:48 +0000

Reading my RSS subscriptions is my favorite time in the day. I usually do this in the morning but today I had an appointment for blood work(?). One of my RSS feed is from a blogger who is also an affiliate of The Art of Blow Job, that’s how I came to know his blog. He is, honestly, the only one I bother following because his posts are interesting.

About a week ago, in the bloody fraking cold -20˚C (+ wind) of Canada. I didn’t have any pictures to illustrate my post so I thought you’d like a candid.

His today’s post is somewhat a sum of all the things I’ve been trying to say -but lacked the elegance and vocabulary to do so- and show to people through my “job” on TAOBJ and so much of the redundantly ideas Mike and I talk on an almost daily basis.

Let not my vulgar words disgrace his post and just go read it now:

http://liquidwhispers.blogspot.com/2010/02/free-porn-no-thanks.html?zx=5f7d7a704656ece5

Read more of his posts, leave comments, share with your friends.

Film: Young People Fucking

Valerie — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:59:34 +0000

Yesterday night I’ve watch this movie called “Young People Fucking” cuddled up with Mike on the sofa and having chicken soup. It’s the story of best friends, an old couple, the exes, the first date and roommates and they, well you’ve guessed it, all have a good fuck. But not like in a porno. This movie is NOT a porno -there’s some boobs but no pussy, which works well anyway for the film. It’s more like an essaie on showing that emotions can hardily be separated from sex. With that in mind, I promise there’s some action.

The actors are awesome (not to mention HOT especially the brunette friend). The script is good. The stories of each couple is interesting, provocative, funny and even a little weird.

The film could have been a bigger success but I think there’s 2 reasons why it hasn’t been heard of:

The title sucks
It’s canadian

I think there were some long moments but Mike argues there were none. Either way, it’s a very interesting movie and you should watch it and then discuss it here with me: I’d love to know what you thought about it.

Best Friends

The “Old” Couple

The Roommates

The First Date

The Exes

I Want an iPad

Valerie — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:13:42 +0000

Watching the keynote on engaget.com and before Steve even showed and I knew the name of the tablet I wanted one!

$30(0) Millions For The Remake Of A Remake

Valerie — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:36:43 +0000

Apparently, Fede Alvarez is sponsored by Sam Raimi himself for a Hollywood film contract because he remade a nice little short and posted it on Youtube. I must admit, mr Alvarez does have talent for directing, editing and special effects.

Check it out! It’s pretty cool And who wouldn’t love a short that uses John Murphy’s 28 Days Later theme.

And that’s his inspiration:

Very cool too!

Found the story there: http://www.bloggersblog.com/blog/111101

I do not hope this post will be more popular then the last 2 because all I want is to come back to my blog as some sort of diary (this word just sounds like diarrhea with my frenchie accent and I hate it). Anyway, maybe I have a weird sense of humour because the suicide bunny is hilarious but no one laughed. And I love to try to make sense without making any. I still love you even if you don’t laugh at my posts.

Why Do Bunnies Want To Die?

Valerie — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:06:48 +0000

Se more of those poor little depressed creatures find cleaver ways to end there lives : http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Bunny_Suicide_Comic_Pics_226_2007.php. What a waste…

Married to a Pr0n Star by Philip DeFranco

Valerie — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:14:47 +0000

Love this guy, he’s so funny and today he talks about something I love: Porn Star

Taco-Bell

Valerie — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:03:42 +0000

So… I’m not a fast-food consumer. I’ve never even eaten to Taco-Bell (yes! u.n.b.e.l.i.e.v.a.b.l.e I know but it’s very true!) and last time I ate McDonald’s was … I don’t remember. I think fast-food doesn’t taste like real food and for what I remember from say McD., it leaves a very disgusting taste in my mouth -and I don’t even want to talk about the texture. Yuck. (sick)

We use to joke around and tell my son the meat in the burgers at McD. was clown shit. lots. of. laugh. The image is to vivid for me to even think about having anything from that fast-food restaurant (shouldn’t have the right to call themselves restaurant) or from any other for that matter (except Harvey’s, I do go once or twice a year and come back home saying “Never Again“).

I’m telling you this to try to introduce and share a blog post I read yesterday that cranked me and that I hope have enlighten many other people. I don’t usually link to other blogs due to the very nature of my content but this one is really good, funny (read sarcastic) and intelligent.

Here: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/an-open-letter-to-taco-bell/.

I’m all for experimenting with food as long as it remains in or as close as its original form.

Nude and Shy

Valerie — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:51:42 +0000

I’ve update TAoBJ yesterday with the video I’ve named “Shy” (because I was). You would think that after all that time doing porno there wouldn’t be anything to make me blush. Showing you my pubic hair and my breast does. I’m not saying more so just take a look here if you are a member and there (for the trailer, there’s goodies I promise) if you are not.

Hey! Happy New Year!!

Valerie — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:45:12 +0000

A quicky while I’m still sober
Have a very beautiful, wealthy, healthy and filled with love 2010.