My sexy lifestyle
Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada
I just want to say this: it’s scary to have someone like Harper being the prime minister of my beautiful country. Sorry if his photo turn you off. Do you want me to change it?
Let’s try not to think about it any longer. Here are some fun lovely links I [...]
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As I was going through comments on the pictures of my flickr account and read so many compliments and nice words (thank you so very much!!!), I thought to my self - luckily I didn’t speak it out loud as there was no one around to hear my thoughts - of course it’s “fucking hot“, [...]
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Here are some photos of my new glasses in action. I’ve changed my look a bit to - my hair were just a mess yesterday, I had to do something!
Hope you’ll enjoy this… Mike did, as he said, and those are his own words “It was like having a new girlfriend“. Yup, I look pretty [...]
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Sometimes, I wonder who designs the rides in some theme amusement park. They are either very pervert or very stupid. Like this penis ejaculating kids…
Does this fall into the sex toy category?
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This is such a good idea for our hot summer days here in Canada. It’s refreshing pornography at it’s best. I can already see my self licking, sucking and bitting my penis popsicle in the street while taking a little walk.
Here’s how to help someone practice their blowjob skills:
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There is a new update on The Art of Blowjob; I felt so comfortable in my new white terry cloth that I’ve made an extra photo set just to have an excuse to keep wearing it
For those who didn’t know, this bathrobe was a gift for my birthday bought on Victoria’s Secret website [...]
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I wanted to talk about penis size today. I’m so sick of women who pretend to adore enormous cocks. It is just a lie.
From experience:
An enormous cock is a challenge - not a good one.
An enormous cock can’t get all inside
thus you never feel full
and you can’t feel your partner’s pubis on yours
thus it [...]
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