Valerie Lewis

A pretty blonde girl enters a sex shop to buy some sex toys.
She takes a long look at the wall in front of her and then tell the salesclerk:
“I’ll take the blue, the purple and the red one.”
The salesclerk then reply:
“There’s no problem for the blue and the purple one. But I’ll have to ask [...]

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A: No. I am a spy transexual martian disguised as a redhead that came to hearth to study your species for the best way to invade hearth.

We come in peace. Don’t run, we are your friends!
Come on, do you think I would tell you if I really was a Martian?
And yes, I could’ve played with [...]

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I think I don’t have to explain!

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Hand Job Gloves

Happy Ending Car Wash on Flickr

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Here’s something for you nerds and geeks to get pretty horny on! I got very turned on by the strapped lesbians…

Watch the whole collection

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Via

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Found this on flickr while browsing through Barb and Paul photo stream - they host many other gems like those BTW - and just had a good laugh. It’s exactly how I would picture a gynecologists convention too.
Speaking of gynecologists, I’ve always wondered what they said when they where in pre-school and the teacher [...]

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Yes, we are complicated. That’s what makes us women so interesting. Or does it?

Via www.everydaypeoplecartoons.com/

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Sometimes, I wonder who designs the rides in some theme amusement park. They are either very pervert or very stupid. Like this penis ejaculating kids…

Does this fall into the sex toy category?

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The last bed didn’t resist your latest hot adventures? Or you are ready for something new in your love life but don’t know how to tell your partner your want to tie him/her up to the bed?
Here’s a nice solution to the above problems (bottom right of the building):

Of course, you have to live in [...]

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