How to Live with a Huge Penis
Remember my post about Why Penis Size Matter? Well this morning I found (in my mailbox) the book How to Live with a Huge Penis that gives advice to men who have too much. People have been crazy lately about finding weird books on sex on Amazon.
Of course, I have not read the book myself. I read the first pages through the link “Click to Look Inside“. The Table of Content alone is a seller with chapter title as good as “Introduction: The Secret Shame“, “You Are Not Alone: Huge Penises in History” and “Big Blessing“. I also love the design of the book cover and the stick figure!
Now “Huge Penises in History” has to be the best chapter in the book with no less historical figures as Albert Einstein who “pondered how long it would take light to travel from one end of his gigantic penis to the other“, Ben Franklin who’s lightning rod and bifocal where inspired by his desire to see “both the tip and the base of his penis at the same time” and Napoleon Boneaparte who gave us the word “boner”. Mozart, Lincoln and Mark Twain also had huge cocks… read more on Amazon.
Very funny 
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I need this book to read in a coffee just to pick up the waitresses… “Later” at night
- You lie it’s not that big
- I never said it was big bitch
Mmm, very interesting, I wonder if there is an apparent correlation between genius and the size of Dick?!
Chéri, comme tu es drôle!
Dave, I don’t know… I haven’t seen pictures of Einstein’s penis. I think it would go the other way around tho
He Mike, they should rename the title for you “How to Live with a Huge Penis while my Wife is Living a Chocolate Addiction and There is a Floor to Finish!”. It is not funny after all… well time to go!
@Eric lol Well I have invited a friend tomorow to finish the floor while Valerie is out on a shooting