Regular Fellatio Reduces the Risks of Breast Cancer by 40%
I’ve receive this newspaper article in my mail this morning and wanted to share the information with you as I thought you might
a) be surprised
b) love the argument
c) smile
So let me translate it for you (well only the important parts):
According to an American study, regular blowjob reduces the risks of breast cancer by 40%.
The study was conducted by the South Carolina University and proved that women who practice fellatio once or twice a week see their risks of breast cancer lower by 40%.
15 000 women participated.
The first group of 6 246 women aged from 25 to 45 were the ones who gave a blowjob on a regular basis. The 9 728 other women were not giving a blowjob very often and some, sadly, never.
In the first group, only 1,9% of the women contracted breast cancer against 10,4% in the second group.
Dr B.J Sooner commented on the astonishing results: “I am very impressed by the results of the study and pleasantly surprise that the researchers have found a very simple way to diminish the risks of breast cancer.”
Dr B.J. Sooner, who also participated in the study, added: “It’s only through a regular practice of fellatio that the risks of breast cancer can be reduced significantly.”
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hm…
isn’t that a hoax?
although… it would be cool.
i think, it’s a seeming correlation.
those girls do live better anyway since they are cool.
those, who are cool enough to kiss men anywhere, do have less stress anyway. they do get it that stuff what bothers the more stiff ones doesn’t matter.
this goes far beyond sex.
well, but the result is the same
cool chicks do live longer!
Yes it is a joke… but like you said, there’s got to be a correlation there!
This definitely needs to be studied.