Valerie Lewis

Where no cock has gone before…
Rubbot.com is currently entering the first round of beta testing for their male sex toy. They will begin selecting the first group of adult beta testers once the survey/questionnaire closes. You can Signup at their website.
Rubbot.com is a unique project to design a revolutionary new automated adult sextoy for men. [...]

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This is such a good idea for our hot summer days here in Canada. It’s refreshing pornography at it’s best. I can already see my self licking, sucking and bitting my penis popsicle in the street while taking a little walk.
Here’s how to help someone practice their blowjob skills:

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It seems like it would be an even better deal for summer to have access to both my site for a very low price. I did it for Six and I thought you would also like to get your hands on that crazy deal!

So here it goes: 99$ CAD for 1 FULL YEAR for BOTH [...]

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Gosh I wish I had one like this when I was a little girl. At least I wouldn’t be wearing pink and have practice over dominating Ken, whipping his ass off! Kids today have the choice to their own sexual orientation too.

Of course religious people are against Barbie’s new look. They say it’s filth. [...]

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Have you ever felt like you were killing the moment or just plain retarded while trying to unhooked a lady’s bra? Well yes you should worry if you’re having trouble with your two hands. Look at those guys… they’re doing it with one hand!

World Record For Most Bra’s Unhooked in 30 Seconds

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My sweet heart and I love to make fun of Christians or Jehovah’s Witness when we meet them on the street, in the metro station or any public place while they are telling people about Jesus Christ or the Watch Tour. I have no remorse as to this conduct, remember, I wasn’t raised with religious [...]

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I don’t remember what draw me to search for the word sodomy… ah yes in fact I do I was reading what is not OK in bed for Christians and saw sodomy. In english it means many things - all unnatural sexual activity like oral sex, homosexuality and bestiality. (Please view Aaron’s [...]

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The first title I gave to my site Dolorem was Geekly Erotic. Here’s a new photo set on The Art of Blowjob to bring back the spirit of the Geek.

I’ve always fought my inner geek but true nature always arise and reveal its self no matter how deep it is hidden. Enjoy this fun, playful [...]

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Valerie Lewis Mac Evangelist
There’s a very interesting tutorial on Mac Geekery on how to hide your sensitive data like porn or financial stuff on Mac OS X. If you know me a bit, you know that

I’ve lived on my Macs for over 12 years
I have lots of porn - that’s what I do [...]

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I… shed a tear reading through the list of 50 things guys love and wish women all knew by Zymurgy Mike.

Photo courtesy of SAMUEL SUNG JAE
Exemples:

17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn’t always have to lead to sex.
19. There’s no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
42. [...]

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