Meditation Or Masturbation
A Glamour Wallpaper as a gift to my dear readers
Last night, I had trouble sleeping. There were a lot of noise in the streets and the temperature was hot and humid. My brain was also functioning like a cluster from somewhere in Silicone Valley processing thoughts about all sort of things, from minor in house activities to the bigger picture of a better world.
I’ve learned to think positive things and it has rewarded me through various stages of my life. So when ever I’m caught in one of those night where I can’t seem to find sleep, it is always productive; never destructive.
But I want to sleep. Obviously. I’m tired and just want to shut down my brain. I’ve tried meditation but I fail miserably 9.9 times out of 10…
That’s why I love masturbation in those cases. It is much more effective then trying to make all the “Chicken’s Voices In My Head” go away or saying “I’m calm and relaxed” one hundred times.
The thing is, it is much easier to imagine sucking on a lovely cock with hands flowing into my hair and pushing it down my throat while having a nice lady taking care of business below my belt. It clears my mind quite effectively. Plus the bonus of all the good hormones released with the orgasm, it just guaranties my way into … hum … Heaven(?).
Do you meditate or masturbate?
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Masturbation should be illegal when the other partner is sleeping.
I have an other post idea about that…
Depends whether the last pill I took was Prozac or Viagra! :)))
Thanks for the wallpaper, Val! My MBA has never looked *so* gorgeous!
You’re welcome Andre
Hummmm… I think… I completely understand what you are saying…
C o m p l e t e l y
xxooxx
Both, sometimes meditation helps me focus all those voices onto one subject to I can actually work on the problem that is actually keeping me up, and other times masturbation makes me not care about the problems at all.
But tonight I need neither because I have a voice whispering dirty thoughts from the next pillow
Goodnight.
MASTURBATION! even while he’s sleeping next to me.
Tu es trés seduisante et j’adore ce que tu fais. C’est pas juste des photos, c’est un art. ce wallpaper est très beau aussi, merci!
Illegal???? hehehehehehe…
Your masturbation fantasy would make a great next set on one of the sites
Now that I think about it, seeing you in that scene would be a perfect next set.
most of the time masturb8ion ofcorz
u sweet glam insomniac!
guess we have 2 help u with that fantasy then..
;p
Ever masturbate while you’re meditating?
(or is it meditate while you’re masterbating…?)
Anything active makes me sleepy after awhile. (whether it’s physical or mental - reading a book rather than try to ‘calm’ my mind down. I think excercising it through a fantasy or reading something (try reading Equations of Eternity late at night - that knocks me out in half an hour!) is equally effective.
(One might be more fun than the other, but I think the mechanics are the same.)
Mental mechanics.
I’m babbling, but you get the idea.