Male Masturbation – Sock and Condom

Here’s a fast, easy and no-messy way to masturbate – for men only.

What you need

  • 1 condom
  • water-based lube
  • 1 couch with cushions

The technique

Get a condom that’s a little too big for your penis, fill the tip with water and water-based lube. Lubricate your penis so it is wet and slippery and slide on the condom, removing any air bubbles. When you unroll it make sure it has some excess at the end.

Get an elastic sock, turn the open part inside out over the toe part and pull it over your penis. Make sure there’s still loose at the end of the condom.

Lie down on your couch, hold the cushions apart with one hand, pull the sock down in with the other, and place yourself into a lying-down position. If you’ve put the right amount of lubricant, any movement will make your penis slide.

Imagining a man masturbating this way is such a great turn on for me, it’s so sexy… anyway, enjoy!

PS: If you have tried this technique and loved it, hated it or found better ways to do it, I’d love to know! Post your say in the comments.

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8 Responses to “Male Masturbation – Sock and Condom”

  1. Eds, on June 15th, 2008 at 1:56 pm Said:

    Nice tips.. I’ll make a note of it

  2. Valerie, on June 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm Said:

    Would it be pretty hot instead of lying down, you’d bring your laptop on the couch in front of you while you’re on your knees with your cock underneath the cushions???

  3. chris, on June 16th, 2008 at 1:49 am Said:

    I started doing exactly what you described when i was 12 or 13 and stole some condoms out of my older brother’s desk. It works pretty well — I even still try some variations on this. Only issue is financial — condoms are not cheap.

  4. Valerie, on June 16th, 2008 at 9:15 pm Said:

    Crap, you’re right Chris. Next tip will be a lot cheaper.
    Anyone has tried a safe and inexpensive alternative to this masturbation technique?

  5. Brad, on July 1st, 2008 at 9:12 pm Said:

    Thank you Valerie! I tried this and it was amazing. My wife and I have great sex……..the only problem is that it’s only once a month (sometimes longer) so I’ve been getting extremely horny lately. I’m pretty much average size so I decided to get the Magnum condom….as a special treat to myself I got the one that comes with a vibrating cock ring. OMG this was good! I came so good and so hard……wish my wife were there with me to enjoy it. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

  6. Valerie, on July 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 am Said:

    Brad,
    I’m happy this was a good time for you :)
    Kisses to you !!

  7. Gar, on July 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am Said:

    OMG Valerie !!
    I’ve just done this, it was amazing, almost as good as the real thing !!
    Thanks for this, this will really help me with been single at the moment.

    Thanks so much !!

  8. kookimebux, on February 1st, 2009 at 1:53 pm Said:

    Hello. And Bye. :)

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