Valerie Lewis

If you ever thought your penis was small (gulp, to small) think back if any of you’re girl friend told you anything like this:
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As some of you saw on The Art of Blow-Job, I had to do some maintenance on my server. Luckily, I’m a real organization freak and I had backed-up everything so it was a breeze to put everything back in order.
Yes I’ve changed the Wordpress theme and the domain of my blog. I think it’s [...]

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The answer is between seven and thirteen minutes and even three minutes is still consider “adequate” sex. (Those results are from a survey of US experts on Americans and Canadians.)

“In the fantasy model of male sexuality, men have large penises, rock-hard erections, and can sustain sexual activity all night long,” Dr Corty wrote.
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While I was googling “big penis“, I stumbled on this great picture.
The people from this “tribe” just know which values are important in life…

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Who said it was not fun to call customer service of big companies?According to Consumerist if you called the number on Verizon’s small business website lately, you would have reach a phone sex operator instead of a customer service rep.So if you want to call, here’s the number from a screenshot:I didn’t try it so…

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According to Troll Lord Games where he used to work, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons Gary Gygax has passed away today.He’s influenced the lives of so many people and his work and wit, this really sucks.Gary, we’ll miss you always.

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I loved the open letter from porn star Jesse Santana sent to Fleshbot and Queerty. Altho I am not a Porn Star, my life is pretty similar in many more ways then I would ever wanted it to be. I’m not a whore, a prostitute nor an escort.
It’s a very interesting letter so if you [...]

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Here’s a funny little story for you this morning: A Polish building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital’s staff canteen. Henry Hoover is a vacuum cleaner and the man was having sex with Henry Hoover.You’ve got to admit tho, [...]

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I’m not going to extend this post on many lines as I have “la tête dans l’cul” - (the head the ass) - this morning but when it comes to blow-job, everyone has to start somewhere. See for yourself:
EDIT: The video isn’t available on yourporn anymore but luckily, our friends at fleshbot kept a [...]

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