Jumping On The Bed
As I mention yesterday, I was going crazy in Motel Metro, jumping on the bed and all…
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The Motel
Today, Mike and I went to the motel… Motel Metro… it was fun! We, of course, had sex a few times, watch some ugly porno movies and heard the couple in room #10 reaching orgasm 2 times. It was a fascinating experience and I couldn’t stop starring at the ceiling mirror. I can understand why it’s there tho!
Mike has a little video of me jumping around in the bed but I’ll probably put it here tomorrow because now it’s time for family games. Video game. OK, I’ll admit it, we still play Star Craft – Brood War. What?! I’m waiting for Star Craft II, signed up for the beta … did all that I could but the urge is still there.
I can’t wait to see the videos and the photos from this exciting new experience. All the crunchy details will come up in The Art of Blowjob, Dolorem and iUseMyFeet. I’ve made some pretty neat close-up of me playing with my didlo. Fun, fun, fun I tell you 
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Happy Canada Day
A quick one just to wish all my fellow canadians a happy canada day. And to those who are moving today -it’s the official moving day in Quebec- I hope it will go smooth and you’ll have a well deserved beer and pizza NomNom 
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Motel Pierre
I am all excited… Mike is bringing me to a Motel on thursday! We are going to have lots of fun and of course we will show the results to you my dear friends
That’s going to be my first time in Motel lol . Since I never had a lover other then my sweet Mike, it has never been a necessity, ha.
In the mean time, enjoy my latest video. It was shot before I had my new hair cut (not that long ago still) but I totally forgot about it. Since it’s so nice, I couldn’t let it rot in my computer archives!
The trailer is here and the complete video is over there 
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Sunshine
We’ve made a new video. Mike is working outside town -meaning he doesn’t sleep in the same bed as I for a few days- so it sort of fucks up our “schedule” for the updates. I guess I’ll change it for the summer just so that no one gets stressed out of their minds.
The video is very fun with different point of view and, well, when I look at it, I’m pretty proud of my deep throat skillz 
Tell me if you like it! The video is here for my sweet members and there is a trailer here for the aspiring sweet members
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What are you reading?
I just love that! Sneak in while Mike is busy reading and de-concentrate him. And no matter how interesting the book is, I always win with a nice blowjob!
Have a look at the samples or watch the whole gallery (members only :p)
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New Hair Cut and New Video!
I had a hair cut last week, just on time for the shooting of my new video “You’re Someone Else“. It was pretty funny because Mike was as shy as if he was with a new girlfriend, thus the name of the video.
There’s a lot of new in my life too.. A new MacBook, an iPod and we shoot this video with both the D90 and my Lumix. Mike made a nice montage of the two camera angles.
Have a pretty darn cool week everyone! I love ya :-*
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How to Live with a Huge Penis
Remember my post about Why Penis Size Matter? Well this morning I found (in my mailbox) the book How to Live with a Huge Penis that gives advice to men who have too much. People have been crazy lately about finding weird books on sex on Amazon.
Of course, I have not read the book myself. I read the first pages through the link “Click to Look Inside“. The Table of Content alone is a seller with chapter title as good as “Introduction: The Secret Shame“, “You Are Not Alone: Huge Penises in History” and “Big Blessing“. I also love the design of the book cover and the stick figure!
Now “Huge Penises in History” has to be the best chapter in the book with no less historical figures as Albert Einstein who “pondered how long it would take light to travel from one end of his gigantic penis to the other“, Ben Franklin who’s lightning rod and bifocal where inspired by his desire to see “both the tip and the base of his penis at the same time” and Napoleon Boneaparte who gave us the word “boner”. Mozart, Lincoln and Mark Twain also had huge cocks… read more on Amazon.
Very funny
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What am I up to?
In my last post where I apologize for not linking the new TAOBJ’s update, I told you I had lots on my mind and lots to do. Maybe you wonder what’s so much to do in a girl’s life like me. Maybe not, if so stop reading and just look at the pictures. Pfff!
So I want to bring back the nice wooden floor hidden underneath 2 layers of the most ugly tiles I’ve ever seen. When they’re removed, the floor is very sticky, so much that I have to use much strength to move
The white bowl is filled with cooking oil. Surprisingly enough, it makes the job much easier. When I’ll be done, I’ll wash the floor with cooking oil to remove all the glue.
Still a lot more to do. The brown tiles are easier to remove then the white/blue ones. But the efforts will be worth it… We will have a nice living room at last.
Time for home made lemonade. Recipe anyone? 3 lemons, juiced, 5 times the lemon juice of water and raw agave sirup to taste. Delicious.
A self portrait. It the first one I am actually fully in frame. I have not been very successful with self-portrait yet (have not practice very much either, why would I want to take my picture with a cheep camera while I have a pro-photographer that can make me look 10X more beautiful then I really am?!!! )
That’s my new drug. It’s like cocaine for me. I get really, really high on very dark chocolate. Apparently, I’m not the only one who gets high on chocolate. Better that then drugs, no?
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Red Curtain Video
I’ve got so much to do and on my mind that I have forgotten to link my database with the new update for this thursday on The Art of Blowjob. I’m really sorry, it won’t happen again O:-) You see, the way I build TAOBJ, I have to write the title, description, date, etc. in the database using phpmyadmin (why bother building a back-end or writing everything by hand like in the dinosaur ages when phpmyadmin works just fine?) for you to view the update. While I had uploaded it, the second part I didn’t do.
To be fare, the trailers and photos samples should be only to those who subscribed to TAOBJ’s RSS feed, but here’s the link to the Red Curtains’ trailer, just for you my sweet and wonderful readers
Video capture of Red Curtains on The Art of Blowjob
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